I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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