just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
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lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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