i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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