Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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