My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
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And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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