Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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