Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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