id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
A bitchslap is in order.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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