You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
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Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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