Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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