with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Blood and glitter go together right?
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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