There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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