idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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