I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
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I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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