i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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