i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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