I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
The air taste purple.
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