Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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