Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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