you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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