We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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