We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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