I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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