she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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