Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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