It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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