he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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