if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
They took my balls.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?