So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
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My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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