My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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