laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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