And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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