Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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