I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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