i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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