im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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