if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
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Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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