i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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