The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Randomize
