I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
The feeling are messing with the penis
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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