Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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