On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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