There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
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Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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