i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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