How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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