before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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