to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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