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Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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