reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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