you guys were way drunker than both of me
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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