Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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