Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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