I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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