tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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