you would pick up someone in the library
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Mom said you looked used
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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