This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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